Funny Friday: V-day Vines

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I hate poems like this,
How about you?
But I’m sorry to admit
That I must continue.

For today is the day,
We celebrate St. Valentine
Whether you coupled or solo
Check out these Vines.
Because it’s Funny Friday,
And we’re presenting you nine.

Take note of their lessons,
They’re full of a few.
So, here were have it
Without further adieu,
We bring the holiday’s
Most telling Vines to you.

Lesson 1:
Don’t Forget Valentine’s Day

 

 

Lesson 2:
Give Your Date Some Options

 

 

Lesson 3:
Single? DON’T do this

 

 

Lesson 4:
Chocolate isn’t just for couples… “Treat Yo Self”

 

 

Lesson 5:
Lower Your Expectations in the Digital World

 

 

Lesson 6:
Don’t Let Dreams Ruin Your Reality

 

Lesson 7:
Always have a Plan

 

 

Lesson 8:
If All Else Fails, Write A Song

 

Lesson 9:
Avoid Eye Contact

 

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Looking for more V-day fun? Check out these child-made awkward valentine’s.

Cover Photo Source: PHOTOCREO Michal Bednarek

Cassandra is a Content Manager and Developer at SJG. She earned her BA from Fontbonne University in 2011. Outside the office, she enjoys an active, healthy and well-rounded lifestyle including reading, writing, running, golfing, watching films, listening to music, taking photographs, and consuming media and social media.